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porn4ladies:

20.
~    my mom (via gnarly)

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jakemaroham asked:

Alex vaara is a good friend of mine hahah

answered:

Lucky you.

porn4ladies:

I actually saw this in real life!!
niccageinabearcostume:

Nobody won this day
waytoomuchcum:

I am following this blog!

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

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daughter:

mom how did you meet daddy?

mom:

well he just sent me an unsolicited dick pic on kik and we hit it off from there